Friday Apr 24, 2026

Fortean Roundup: April - Teleportation is No Fun

Matt, Katie, and EJ tackle the latest in Fortean news. A worrying number of scientists and engineers from government sanctioned programs are missing, with more and more being discovered every day. Vice President JD Vance believes he's figured out the demonic truth behind the UFO phenomena. An antarctic research submarine reveals puzzling objects before disappearing. And Gregg Phillips still swears that he's been teleported to a Waffle House.

Scientists have gone missing

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15709875/nasa-jet-propulsion-lab-scientists-deaths.html

https://www.newsweek.com/obituaries-shed-light-on-wave-of-dead-missing-scientists-as-white-house-probes-11841019

JD Vance thinks aliens are demons

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/apr/02/jd-vance-space-aliens-demons?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Gregg Phillips swears he really did teleport to a Waffle House

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house-teleportation.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZIBEIc4VM8

Ran Submarine finds unknown ice structures, then sinks

https://www.earth.com/news/ran-submarine-finds-unknown-structures-beneath-dotson-ice-shelf-antarctica/